I’ve taken up a new hobby. Every week on a Tuesday, Zara and I go to a poledancing class. Yes poledancing. Before we get all excited its just like a gym class, clothes are ON. My real reason for it is that I want skinny arms. My other reason is that it looks like fun. [...]

I had kind of resolved to make this blog a regular thing until I got really drunk one weekend after Zaras Singstar party, wrote out like a whole blog, then did something drunken and deleted the whole thing. Then I couldn’t be bothered writting for a bit. Hehe I’m such a muppet. Moving on. Myspace [...]

“Hey Lil, I’m heading round after work, bout 11pm cool? I need some help with some computer shit” “Sweet, see you soon””What the – are you drunk??” “YES. You said you’d be here a HOUR ago. I was BORED. Its SATURDAY NIGHT. Have I shown you my snowglobe collection?” “No and you are a dork” [...]

Updates to my concert schedule.  Muse will be replacing Justin Timberlake, for a few reasons.  Firstly, Muse rock.  Secondly, I cannot, for any reason, justify paying $141 for Justin.  Thirdly, yea too many concerts had to give one the chop.  Sorry JT. Ahh yes the goings on of last weekend. I think I might just [...]

I had work drinks on friday night, made a huge dick of myself, hugging workmates, drinking tequila, thats sort of nonsense. What made it even better was that my dad was there hahahaha argh kill me before monday. When i got home in a ridiculous state, walked into the living room to see a guy [...]