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Student Living

10 Feb 2010

From: Zara To: Lilley (no subject) Mon, Feb 8, 2010 What’s up women, haven’t heard from you in ages. Freezing your ass off over there? From: Lilley To: Zara Re: (no subject) Mon, Feb 8, 2010 It was ok for the last week and then it started snowing again today, randomly, actually. Well last week [...]

Next time, I'm putting all my cash into a suitcase under the bed

05 Sep 2008

Another frustrated email sent to Georgie. After the whole We’ve cancelled your card due to someone using it in Canada, oh no wait, maybe it was because your mail was being returned, whoops sorry we sent your pin number to your mum in New Zealand because the system hasn’t updated your new address yet, which [...]

If you're moving to London, I suggest you sign up with Barclays.

26 Aug 2008

My message to Marcelo that I can’t be bothered re-writing: Sorry for the meltdown. Bad day :( The crying in front of the Managing Director was really embarrassing, especially when he said “come up to my office, I’ll give you £50″. So just found out that even though HSBC told me that my card will [...]

I've been really slack with the blog too…

16 Jun 2008

Email to home that I can’t be bothered rewriting for mah blog :P Hey everyone, Yeap, I’ve been pretty slack with the emailage, sorry about that heh. So far things are going really well. I don’t really miss any of you, maybe just my dog a little bit. Just kidding, I miss everyone HEAPS but [...]

Emailing Americans

29 May 2008

I don’t know why this happens, but I am constantly getting sent emails from random Americans who I have never been in contact with. They seem to have no connection with each other either, as they are all from different states. The first one, was I was put on some sort of parents group thing [...]

April Fools for Suckers

31 Mar 2008

I’d just like to point out, it’s just finishing up Summer in New Zealand. From: Reception Sent: Tuesday, 1 April 2008 8:49 AM To: All Staff Subject: Auck Office closed today due to the freak snow storm. Reps avail on cell. From: Reception Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2008 9:03 AM To: All Staff Subject: RE: [...]

London Flat Scams

12 Mar 2008

Damnit. Talk about it being hard to find a flat in London. I’m not talking about price, avaliability or location. I’m saying its hard to find a listing that’s NOT from a damn scammer. Georgie has been in contact with two people this week, one from gumtree.co.uk, the other from moveflat.co.uk. I thought I’d blog [...]

A Polite Response

08 Feb 2008

There are some people in the world that are so much better at customer service than I am. For example, a reply from Bebo: Hello Thank you for taking the time to contact us about this matter and for using Bebo. The experience of our users is carefully guarded and every interaction on Bebo matters. [...]

Why I don’t make a good adult

07 Nov 2007

I typed some of this story to Disco earlier in one of my frequent Bitch to Disco About Life Daily Emails. As I’ve mentioned, I’ve moved back home to my parents place. There are certain things my mother does that just makes no sense at all to me. At all. First example: I had a [...]

The Nerve of Some People

15 Oct 2007

HAHA sometimes life is just so funny. I received the following email from Georgie: i got stalked!!!! Was at the post shop paying my rego, posting something and paying off my phone bill. Phone bill thing is bad you have to say your number i.e  021 XXX XXXX worst thing is there was someone at [...]

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