Kiwi Shot

Dear Brain, Tonight I would like to not dream about my imminent return to New Zealand.  However, if we have to go down that route for the again for the 100th time this week, can we make it slightly more cheerful.  You’re ruining my day. Signed, Me.

One day I met a man.  He had been travelling the world for a year and had finally arrived at my tiny sleepy city.  I asked him, after a year travelling, aren’t you looking forward to going home.  I thought I would miss my close friends who had helped me through a certain time in [...]

Whoa I haven’t looked at this site for a long time.  I logged in and saw 24 COMMENTS and got very excited.  I live for comments.  Except they were all jibberish and involved viagra.  Sad cake. I think the reason I haven’t been writing is because my life sorta sucks right now.  Well, it doesn’t, [...]

ARGH.  I had the worst morning. I dream a lot, very vividly, very scary, very real.  This morning it wasn’t so scary, but it was real enough to get me out of bed at 4am.  Tomorrow at work, I have a board meeting I have to organise the food for.  This morning I woke up [...]

Ok, a few people have wondered why I’m going to Romania. So here’s the story. A long time ago, I had this weird dream. I was in this completely foreign city with random people who told me we were in Romania. I can’t remember the details exactly and when I woke up, I remember thinking [...]