I went downstairs last night to find my entire family sitting around the TV singing their lungs out. “THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DOOOO, IT’S TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEAAAART… oh Hi Lil, why don’t you come sit down and watch this show with us” my mum said, patting the couch beside her. Has anyone ever [...]

I made a small noise that sounded like a horse dying and smacked my head on my desk. “How much did you spend on the Victorias Secret site” Nat casually asks over our desk partition. “Euuuuurggggggghhhhhh” I moaned. Holy crap shit, I did not think that through. I saw the bikinis. I like what I [...]

Is it truly necessary to stand completely naked for more than 10minutes in a public changing room? I speak of the changing rooms at the gym. I mean, I’m all for woman embracing how they look, old, young, fat, skinny. But for craps sake. There’s these ladies at the gym who carefully take off ALL [...]

I typed some of this story to Disco earlier in one of my frequent Bitch to Disco About Life Daily Emails. As I’ve mentioned, I’ve moved back home to my parents place. There are certain things my mother does that just makes no sense at all to me. At all. First example: I had a [...]

When I started a online blog I promised myself  I would never ever write anything too emo.  I did break this rule once, and am sad to say I’m about to do it again.  I figure no one likes to read/hear about depressing shit, myself included, so the moral of the story is never say [...]

I don’t know how much shit I’ll get myself into for this blog.  I don’t mean to offend anyone (especially those who are parents!) Its just something that’s.. not for me.  It also seems to be something that you’re not meant to talk about.  If you tell a parent that you’re not all that into [...]

Long weekend this weekend, had a pretty good time as well. Looked after the parents house for the weekend, didnt really have big drinks or anything this time much to my parents shock. Mum walked around for a bit then came over to where I was sitting, “the house is clean…” “yup” “didn’t you have [...]

After reading a discussion on a forum, it became clear that most people that actually play Sims2 do not let their RL friends know about it.  For me, its one of those things I do not tell people I meet first off, I simply say I’m a gamer (and only that if I feel the [...]

Where you see a awful photo of yourself then buy a 4 month gym membership off  Trademe with out thinking about it?  Well I have. In fact, I have to go meet the chick after work today to get the account transferred into my name.  I guess its a good deal, 4 months isn’t bad, [...]

Im so fucking bored. Ive been thinking about this for weeks now and i think i should quit my job and do something different. Im well aware of the fact i have it sweet here and i like the industry but it was actually phyiscal force that got me out of bed this morning (my [...]