And cheddar cheese.  And overly large portions of food.  Everything is indeed bigger in Texas.  How I spent my day back in 5 easy steps:

Step one: Run in door, pat dog, turn on laptop
Step two: Bathe in laptop’s glory for a minute
Step three:  Download missed episodes of True Blood.  While waiting, unpack suitcases, find crap I’d forgotten I bought.
Step four:  Despair at weight gain and consider going to the gym
Step five:  Way to0 lazy for that shit.  Spend the rest of the day in bed with laptop planted firmly on knee caps.  Done.