How long does it take for leg hair to grow?!  I have been growing out these suckers for a week and a half now, they have got no where near the recommended length (0.5mm) to wax.  I have been going to the gym in SHAME for the state of them at the moment as the wee hairs are far longer than I’ve ever let them get in my life.  I feel like I’ve only had half a shower for a week and a half.

Which brings me to This Morning when my flatmate woke us up to tell us their bedroom had water dripping from the ceiling.  Our shower upstairs is sort of really badly designed, the British Way, I like to think of it.  It’s one of those bathtub/shower fandangos, with this tiny clip glued on to the wall, to hold the shower head.  Tiny clip sags sadly when the shower is turned on, causing the nozzle to face directly at the wall.  I usually wrangle it so it was on a diagonal which means I get half the spray on me and the rest on the wall.  Right next to the tub is the sink.  There is a tiny triangle of space between bath and sink, where I think all the water from the shower is going.  I choose to say NOTHING in case the landlord blames us for taking a shower wrong.

The landlord answered my desperate phone call for a plumber with, “I’m working Clinic duty.  I am busy.  Find a plumber, get a quote”.  That’s ok then, you check out your sniffly noses and sore throats while I rack up a couple of thousand pounds in damage to your apartment.

In other news, I’ve taken to going to the gym and doing yoga dvds at home out of boredom.  The Sims 3 blows goats, I am just…. the anger…. Do Not Get Me Started About This.   A friend of ours has Guitar Hero World Tour and Rockband at his place and invited me over once.  Poor guy.  I have now been sending encouraging texts about inviting me over again so I can satisfy my damn 2 year desperation to play the freaking drums.

I also went to extreme lengths to replace my Nintendo who I loved and miss immensely. Apparently colbolt blue was a limited edition colour.  I think I bought the last one in EXISTANCE.  On Ebay, which I am always sceptical about so am counting days until it gets here.