Kiwi Shot

And I’m appropriatly hungover for it.  I’m sitting here quietly ignoring all the work I vowed to finish before I left and marveling at the enormous task left for the new girl who is replacing me.  Not only is she joining a division that has had 4 people start and leave in the last 2 [...]

This is the funnist shiz I’ve read all year.  Be sure to click through the pictures. Letter to Richard Branson

Only a month late. I been busy. That’s a lie, I’m just lazy. It took us 24 hours and 55 mintues with a stopover in Hong Kong to reach New Zealand. I didn’t sleep the whole time and we were stuck in the middle of two randoms in our 4 chair row. There was much [...]

Last night I watched Knocked Up.  It was really crap.  I don’t understand why everyone rated it so highly.  I don’t think I laughed once.  I wanted to turn it off, but after an hour and a half of boring waffle, we decided we’d come this far, we might as well see the rest.  It [...]

Whoa I haven’t looked at this site for a long time.  I logged in and saw 24 COMMENTS and got very excited.  I live for comments.  Except they were all jibberish and involved viagra.  Sad cake. I think the reason I haven’t been writing is because my life sorta sucks right now.  Well, it doesn’t, [...]

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