“Yea we’re leaving on the Friday night” “Are you sure? Are you sure it’s Friday?? I swear you said Thursday” “Nah nah, Friday” … “Oh you’re right, it is Thursday” “Fuck I thought so, good thing you checked” “Yeah, oops, hur” … “Which airport are we leaving from?” “Gatwick” “Ok, we need to book tickets [...]

Aren’t those cough syrup bottles meant to hang round your medicine cabinet for years?  I remember my parents had a bottle of Tixylix that had been in there for so long the box had turned brown with drip stains.  Damn that stuff tasted so good.  I used to secretly sip at it when I was [...]

Saturday night’s club fun got me thinking. I think the sole reason I wanted to leave the club, was because of the behaviour of the men there. They were just awful. I can understand why there were hardly any other women there. Marcelo told me that trying to start a conversation or dance with a [...]

A new mall has opened in Londontown and it is massive.  We went to check it out on a Saturday, which was a stupid idea.  We walked in, saw the masses of people, freaked out and left after half an hour.  There is a shop in there, that has its own BOUNCER and queue ropes [...]