Because I have been stalking every single tidbit of information about the upcoming Twilight movie (yea, I know it’s already out in the States, yes I am embarrased of how excited I am to see it, no, I thought the books were awful dribble but I’m drawn to them the same way I’m drawn to the trainwreck that is Britney Spears) I came across a photo of the Cullen Family minus Edward.

Ahh, I see they have the creepy, porcelain look that Vampires are meant to have.

The bit that made me laugh out loud, however, is WHY IS HE HOLDING A BAG OF EGGS?

What the hell was the director thinking when they took this promo shot. Ahh yes, the bag of eggs, nothing looks more mysterious than a tough guy holding some.