Kiwi Shot

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My friend Dicion decided that he would purchase a sword. Not for the usual reason of spending-money-on-decorative-weapons-to-hang-above-the-bed-in-a-shoddy-home-made-rack-thus-likely-to-cause-death-by-beheading-whilst-we-slept, like my dear friend whom I shall call Sharkfin, but for prevention of an impending Zombie attack. He wrote a very detailed letter, in all seriousness, to a sword buyers guide. He got an equally detailed and serious [...]

Wow I’ve bitched a lot the last week. Now for something different. Since moving to London, I have become one of the faces in the crowd of public transport commuters. It takes 40 minutes of having my face smooshed against the doors to get to work. This morning I actually got my arm and handbag [...]

My message to Marcelo that I can’t be bothered re-writing: Sorry for the meltdown. Bad day :( The crying in front of the Managing Director was really embarrassing, especially when he said “come up to my office, I’ll give you £50″. So just found out that even though HSBC told me that my card will [...]

It seems that when it rains, it pours… especially in London. I hear there’s lots of fog too… I’m writing this for Tiger right now because, well, in addition to her laptop being dead, apparently her internet just doesn’t agree with her choice to visit her own site. It firmly denies that it exists to [...]

HAHA SERVES YOU RIGHT http://stuff.co.nz/4654329a26500.html I lol’d. Although it would of made me feel better if it were a Vista crash, yet I see China didn’t even want to give Vista the chance…

Hi Dell, I know you probably have a lot of people writing to you. Most of them complaining about various things, like your service, failing graphics card chips and Vista. I’d like to say that I am an unique case, but my feelings are, you’ve probably heard this before. My 4 month old XPS M1530 [...]

We headed off into the mountains to stay with Marcelo’s Aunt and her family for the night. They were probably the nicest people on the planet, their home was just so peaceful. They gave us homemade moonshine, sorta tastes like gasoline, pretty damn potent stuff. I’ve still got a bottle and a half sitting on [...]

Thanks to train stations having no city signs and our running theme of having no clue EVER what the time (or date) was, we almost missed this city completely. Until Marcelo saw his Grandma waiting on the station for us, then it was me hurriedly chucking bags out the carriage doors, down to Marcelo on [...]

Just a quick interruption to mah Romania trip blogs: Every day, every hour at work, I get a call from someone trying to sell our company stuff. Everything from furniture to mailing labels. Usually I’m polite, I know their job sucks. I have had one screaming match, in which we took turns on hanging up [...]