Kiwi Shot

I don’t know why this happens, but I am constantly getting sent emails from random Americans who I have never been in contact with. They seem to have no connection with each other either, as they are all from different states. The first one, was I was put on some sort of parents group thing [...]

First thing I want to say is: Vista has made me cry. Twice. I would rather stab myself in the eye with a blunt fork than EVER EVER again use this piece of crap operating system on any PC in the future. To make matters worse, Microsoft.com doesn’t even have a complaints page for me [...]

When I was in primary school, I thought I was a Down Syndrome and no one had told me. We had some Down Syndrome kids in my class and after school photos, I thought I looked like them. Also, my mum had given me a side-pony that year, so I looked like this: My delicate [...]

This is the conversation I’ve had at least 76 times this year: “What will you do when you get to England?” “Well I’m thinking I’ll mess round London for a bit getting set up, then head out to Rugby to see a friend” “Rugby?! Theres a town called Rugby? That’s pretty cool” “It’s where Rugby [...]

Wow, so started off with a bang. Georgie was lucky enough to find us a flat 2minutes from our friends flat. It’s pretty small, but warm and stuff. My first day, our other flatmate informed us that the light in the bathroom was broken so I’ve been having romantic showers by candle light. First impressions [...]

I never want to be in an airport again. Rob, who is an angel, picked me up in Auckland and then got up at 5.30am to fix the shower for me, then take me to the airport. I really really appreciate that, thank you so much :) 3 hours to Sydney? Something like that. I [...]