Kiwi Shot

I made a small noise that sounded like a horse dying and smacked my head on my desk. “How much did you spend on the Victorias Secret site” Nat casually asks over our desk partition. “Euuuuurggggggghhhhhh” I moaned. Holy crap shit, I did not think that through. I saw the bikinis. I like what I [...]

My friend Scotland works in post production and has just finished work on a big documentary. “Come along to the screening” he asked me. “What’s it about?” “A New Zealand artist, just about her works and her life”. “Hmmm” I mumble. “Be here at 5.30″ he finishes. Scotland knows I have the attention span of [...]

Is it truly necessary to stand completely naked for more than 10minutes in a public changing room? I speak of the changing rooms at the gym. I mean, I’m all for woman embracing how they look, old, young, fat, skinny. But for craps sake. There’s these ladies at the gym who carefully take off ALL [...]