In a moment of boredom, I installed Myspace IM thingy. I then made the mistake of entering into the “Myspace Chatroom”.
The first message was “Hey new girl and shes fat! LOL”
Which I thought was very unfair. I am not fat.
Then I realised that it wasn’t directed at me and 2 seconds later about 15 private message boxes opened. It was all flashing boxes, noisy beeping and I think I lost my sanity for a good 10minutes.

People, this is not intelligent conversation:
“HAI U R SEXI SND ME PIX PLS” – No.
“ASL?” – Are you serious? VIEW PROFILE. Clearly, I am a 55 year old balding man from China.
“HI LOL” – Why the lol? If I met someone in a bar who said “Hi” then proceeded to laugh out loud, I’d think they were fucking crazy. Excessive lol useage!

MyspaceTom was online. So I messaged him. He is secretly a bot. Asshole.

It wasn’t all a loss. I met 3 people who were sane. And used vowels and shit. Which was nice :) Far be it from me to give a rats about spelling and grammar, but seriously. I can’t read chatspeak.

Ahh Myspace entertainment at its finest.