Kiwi Shot

So Friday night was always going to be a big one but damn. I did not foresee chilling out with my Dad and all the other managers from work at a pub. From there came the “here take my card, go get us some shots”.

There’s pros and cons to hanging out with your dad on a Friday night. The best bit was when I was talking with some guy (in a suit… I know, wtf was I thinking) and Dad came over. “Hey Lil* come dance with me” he said smiling. The he hastily whispered “I know that guy, he’s a bit dodgy, bad move, go talk to someone else”.

Thanks Dad. A million years ago that would of embarrassed the crap out of me, but these days all I can do is find it funny.

(*Lil is not the name my dad calls me.)

The night continued to get more and more random. I met a guy that I know off Myspace. After that I think I ditched everyone and barged into Scotlands flat, in which I proceeded to talk my face off to an amused and very sober Scotland. I think I went to sleep still talking. Boy did that morning suck. Next weekend I’m starting my sober binge. Its well overdue.

Saturday night was fun. We went to comedy at San Fran to see Dai Henwood. “Who do you reckon the start up comedian will be?” I asked Disco. “Hmm, not sure I didn’t see anyone on the flyer, I wonder if he’ll have one”.

As it happens, the start up comedian for Dai Henwood, was… Dai Henwood. Except wearing spandex and in character of an American pro wrestler. Very very funny, in fact the whole show was, and I am so glad he danced for us.

However. There was this chick there… and my gowd did she make an ass of herself. If you are reading this, random-chick-at-Dai-Henwood-show I hope you know you made a total ass of yourself. I feel sorry for you for two reasons. One, you made an ass of yourself in front of the entire club. Two, your friends did not stop you making an ass of yourself.

If I had been trashed/stupid enough to try any of that shit, my petite mate Georgie would of punched me in the head, no questions asked. Something I do appreciate, I have good friends.