“Hey Lil, I’m heading round after work, bout 11pm cool? I need some help with some computer shit”
“Sweet, see you soon”"What the – are you drunk??”
“YES. You said you’d be here a HOUR ago. I was BORED. Its SATURDAY NIGHT. Have I shown you my snowglobe collection?”
“No and you are a dork”
“Yes I am. This is my San Francisco one”
“Nice. Can you sort out my Bebo for me? I’ve been swearing and stressing at the damn thing for hours.”
“Fine. Can I see your new tattoos?”
“Fine.”

“Whats wrong with your Bebo”
“I just want videos and shit on it.”
“Baha easy.”
“HOW THE FU…That took like 3 seconds! And your drunk! And you moved so fast I didn’t even see what you did! Can we put on that one you showed me? I think we’re the only people that finds it funny.”
“K, but I found a funnier one”
“Ok, I’m hungry and you’re drunk. Lets go to McDonalds. I want 100 Chicken McNuggets”
“Is Maccas open at 3am?”
“I dunno. Maybe. Get in the car. OOH ITS OPEN! I’ll have a box of chicken Mcnuggets and a McChicken combo”
“You’re such a pie!”
“Shush. Want anything?”
“Um, ok Kiwiburger”
“Is that all?”
“I’m not drunk enough for more than one burger at 3am!!”
“Fine.  I start work again at 6am”
“Shit to be you! I’ll catch ya later”.

I regretted that Kiwiburger the moment after I ate it. It caused me to feel real fat and as a consequence I had this weird dream about it. Damn it was good though. But from now on I have sworn off McDonalds. For Life. I will resist the temptation when I’m drunk! I swear. From now on.