Kiwi Shot

So Friday night was always going to be a big one but damn. I did not foresee chilling out with my Dad and all the other managers from work at a pub. From there came the “here take my card, go get us some shots”. There’s pros and cons to hanging out with your dad [...]

I’ve taken up a new hobby. Every week on a Tuesday, Zara and I go to a poledancing class. Yes poledancing. Before we get all excited its just like a gym class, clothes are ON. My real reason for it is that I want skinny arms. My other reason is that it looks like fun. [...]

When I started a online blog I promised myself  I would never ever write anything too emo.  I did break this rule once, and am sad to say I’m about to do it again.  I figure no one likes to read/hear about depressing shit, myself included, so the moral of the story is never say [...]

I had kind of resolved to make this blog a regular thing until I got really drunk one weekend after Zaras Singstar party, wrote out like a whole blog, then did something drunken and deleted the whole thing. Then I couldn’t be bothered writting for a bit. Hehe I’m such a muppet. Moving on. Myspace [...]

“Hey Lil, I’m heading round after work, bout 11pm cool? I need some help with some computer shit” “Sweet, see you soon””What the – are you drunk??” “YES. You said you’d be here a HOUR ago. I was BORED. Its SATURDAY NIGHT. Have I shown you my snowglobe collection?” “No and you are a dork” [...]